I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.