She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.