Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.