Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.