The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.