It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.