Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.