I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.