keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
All babies look like Renรฉe Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.