I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
Joan RiversEvery comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
Joan RiversOur natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Joan RiversIf you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
Joan Rivers