I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.