Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!