My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.