I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.