I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

Self-pity shortens your life.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.