You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.