Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.