And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.
Joan RiversOn her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
Joan RiversYou're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
Joan Rivers