If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

Every television show you go on is a choice.

Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe. If you must go into the arts, go into them for yourself alone. On some basic level you must enjoy the act of doing it ... Otherwise, you are going to end up frustrated and unhappy. Recognition in the arts is luck and gravy.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.