If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.