I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.