Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
moving on is a gift you give yourself.