Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.