Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.