Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

I think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.