If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.