I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.

The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'