I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

I am furious about everything.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.