They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!