After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Never floss a stranger.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I was not an attractive child.