If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.