I love the way my life has fallen into place.
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.