The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.