I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.