It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.