I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.