You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.