You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.