Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."