Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

I was my own buddy in camp.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.