I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.