I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

Having a baby can be a scream.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.