Happiness, at my age, is breathing
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.