My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.