My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

Having a baby can be a scream.