My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.