My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.