Having a baby can be a scream.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.