My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.