My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

I am furious about everything.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

Having a baby can be a scream.