We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.