People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.