You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.

Self-pity shortens your life.

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others