I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.