It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.

There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays