My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
I was not an attractive child.
to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.