I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.