My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
Run scared ... and they never catch you.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.