Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.