I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.