I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

Never floss a stranger.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.