One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.