I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.