On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.