My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".