I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."
Joan RiversThey almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
Joan RiversYou donโt marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
Joan Rivers