I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.