I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.