I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.

I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.