I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Having a baby can be a scream.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.