I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.