I am furious about everything.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.

You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.