I am furious about everything.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.