Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

I am furious about everything.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.