Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.