She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.