She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.