I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.