I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
Iām never without a bandage.
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.