When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
Never floss with a stranger.
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.