The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.