Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.