Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.