God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Better laid than never.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.