I hate reality shows that are not reality.
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.